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October 2002 Entries
Mix a video camera, a laser and a pool table and what do you get? The only way I'll every be any good at pool!
posted @ Wednesday, October 30, 2002 4:46 PM | Feedback (0)
I'd forgotten how much I like Steven Wright.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out...

Thanks for reminding me Ed!

posted @ Wednesday, October 30, 2002 1:18 PM | Feedback (0)
Want to get rid of pesky telemarketers? Here's an easy way.
posted @ Wednesday, October 30, 2002 7:26 AM | Feedback (0)
Hold on to your conspiracy hats! Was Iraq behind the Oklahoma City bombing? That would certainly be convenient for Bush right now.
The methodically assembled dossier from Jayna Davis, a former investigative TV reporter, could destroy the official version that white supremacists Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were solely responsible for what, at the time, was the worst act of terrorism on American soil.

Instead, there are serious concerns that a group of Arab men with links to Iraqi intelligence, Palestinian extremists and possibly al Qaeda, used McVeigh and Nichols as front men to blow up the Alfred P Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City.

And then I read the article. It's pretty interesting. A quick check of Google shows this isn't new. There have even been lawsuits filed against Iraq. Who knows where this will lead.

posted @ Wednesday, October 23, 2002 10:16 AM | Feedback (0)
So you've seen those stupid things that convert letters to number and prove people are evil or some odd connection between Lincoln and Kennedy. Now you can try your own! I typed in graz and got this result:
**** THE PROOF THAT graz IS EVIL ****

   G   R   A   Z
   7  18   1  26     - as numbers
   7   9   1   8     - digits added
  \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
   7   9   1   8     - digits added

Thus, "graz" is 7918.

Multiply it by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the number is now 23754.

Subtract 1964, the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way. The result will be 21790.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 7 - the sacred number of Illuminati. The number is now 9705.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 19410.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 38 - the symbol of slavery. The number is now 1453.

This, when read backwards, gives 3541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

Evil, QED.

Apparently I'm evil :)

posted @ Sunday, October 20, 2002 9:21 PM | Feedback (0)
Wow! Another great Mark Steyn article. They want to kill us all opens with this paragraph.
An appeaser, said Churchill, feeds the crocodile in the hope that it will eat him last. But sometimes the croc eats him first anyway. For months, the US, Britain and Canada had warned the Indonesian government about terrorists operating within its borders. So had Singapore and Malaysia. President Megawati's administration responded by calling Washington anti-Muslim. The American ambassador was publicly denounced by her vice-president. Hassan Wirayuda, the foreign minister, said in February that the outside world's fears of Islamic terrorism in Indonesia were overblown and that in Jakarta 'we laugh at it'.

But my favorite quote is farther down.

If, as some of us maintain, the real 'root cause' of Islamofascism is Islam's difficulty coexisting with modernity, we shouldn't be surprised that an infidel-friendly, pluralist enclave in the world's largest Muslim country would be an abomination to the Islamists, and the perfect target.

This is another one of those articles where I'd love to quote the whole thing. Another great (or scary?) quote:

As Hussein Massawi, former leader of Hezbollah, neatly put it, 'We are not fighting so that you will offer us something. We are fighting to eliminate you.' The first choice of Islamists is to kill Americans and Jews, or best of all an American Jew - like Daniel Pearl, the late Wall Street Journal reporter. Failing that, they're happy to kill Australians, Britons, Canadians, Swedes, Germans, as they did in Bali. We are all infidels.

Take a second and read this one. It isn't very long. He gives a very interesting summary of what wer're fighting against.

posted @ Friday, October 18, 2002 1:33 PM | Feedback (0)
An Australian paper has a pretty chilling quote in one of their articles on the Bali massacre:
Abu Bakar Bashir is the elderly cleric Western intelligence has identified as the man most likely to have organised Saturday night's Kuta slaughter. ... Asked if there was anything he wanted to say to families who lost relatives in the bomb blast, he said: "My message to the families is please convert to Islam as soon as possible."

Maybe he meant to say please convert to Islam as soon as possible so we don't have to kill you. This makes me proud to be an infidel. And I'm still waiting for Islamic leaders around the world to refute this guy. Intead we get Shaykh Usamah al-Khayyat delivering a sermon from the holy moseque in Mecca and saying...

The imam concludes with a prayer to God to support Islam and Muslims, destroy the enemies of religion, unify Muslims, and guide their rulers. He prays for the triumph of mujahidin in Palestine, Kashmir, and Chechnya. He also prays: "O God, deal with the oppressive Jews, as they are within your power, and spare us their evil. O God, whoever wishes us and Muslims evil, keep him preoccupied with himself and make plans destroy him." Finally, he prays to God to protect this and other Muslim countries from the evil of sedition.

As long as the leaders of Islam preach hate against the Jews in the Middle East it will be hard to have a lasting peace. Ok, I know I strayed a little off topic. I'm just pissed at that first quote.

posted @ Friday, October 18, 2002 1:19 PM | Feedback (0)
Interesting article about the Left's response to the War on Iraq.
These developments--a Republican administration recognizing that support for dictators in Third World countries is a losing proposition; a commitment to post-WWII-style nation-building in Iraq--are terrific news for people who care about human rights, freedom, and democracy. They also represent an enormous moral victory for the American left, which has long argued that our support for "friendly" dictators around the world was immoral. (Saddam used to be one of those "friendly" dictators.) After 9/11, the left argued that our support for brutal dictatorships in the Middle East helped create anti-American hatred. Apparently the Bush administration now agrees--so why isn't the American left claiming this victory?
posted @ Thursday, October 17, 2002 5:00 PM | Feedback (0)
And since I'm here to fix the previous post - forgot to link to the article - I'll add another link to the MIT Technology Review. This one titled Why Not a 40-MPG SUV? and talks about technology and fuel economy.
To get a sense of the auto industry's progress in fuel efficiency, look no further than the 2002 Chevy Blazer. The model with automatic transmission, six cylinders, and four-wheel drive gets 18 miles per gallon (mpg), two miles less than a comparably equipped Blazer did in 1985. Indeed, in those 17 years the average fuel economy of the entire fleet of U.S. cars and light trucks declined from 26 mpg to 24 mpg - in part because of the rising proportion of gas-guzzling sport-utility vehicles (SUVs). Yet in March, when auto industry lobbyists claimed that building more fuel-efficient cars would be "too difficult," the U.S. Senate once again killed legislation that would raise the country's Corporate Average Fuel Economy standards. It was a familiar dance; Congress has not raised the standards even once during those same 17 years.

Meanwhile we're pouring money into countries that mostly hate us. That's a good long-term solution. "We hate you and everything you stand for. Would you like some more oil? Yes please. Here's some money." Stupid. The article continues ...

Indeed, if all new cars and light trucks adopted available and emerging gas-saving technologies, the average fuel economy of U.S. cars would surge to 46 mpg, up from today's 27 mpg. And SUVs could average 40 mpg, up from today's 21 mpg, according to a recent study prepared in part by John DeCicco, a senior fellow at Environmental Defense, a New York City-based environmental group.

We're not talking fancy technology like fuel cells. We're talking technology that's already proven or is development in labs.

Such improvements in gas mileage would have a huge impact on U.S. oil dependence and the environment. According to the Union of Concerned Scientists, if the U.S. fleet's fuel use improved to 40 mpg, the nation would save two million barrels of oil a day - 75 percent of all the oil the United States imports from the Middle East. And it could mean a 30 percent decrease in greenhouse gases, chiefly carbon dioxide.

So we get to eliminate 75% of the oil we buy from the Middle East AND we get a 30% reduction in greenhouse gases. This sounds better and better. All we need to do now is stop the auto industry from lobbying. I think I'll send my Senator some money and see if they'll vote the way I want. I wonder how the auto industry would respond ...

Even if tough new efficiency laws are passed, others note, recent history suggests the auto industry won't accede without a fight. "Industry leaders fought catalytic converters. They fought seat belts. They said air bags would bankrupt the industry. But once the requirements are passed they find a way," Hwang notes.

Hmmm. Maybe our elected officials will do what's best for the air breathers (i.e. consumers) rather than auto manufacturers. I'm not sure if this is a liberal streak showing through or what. As near as I can figure ALL the auto manufacturers will have to play by the same rules. I can see the tag line now: Fuel economy - Where Middle East politics and environmentalism meet. You probably don't need to read the article I quoted most of it. All that's left is a description of all the new cool things they have in the works.

posted @ Thursday, October 17, 2002 4:38 PM | Feedback (0)
File this under scary. It's a an article from Technology Review about Saddam and a low-tech atomic bomb. They describe how easy it is to build and the steps he's already taken in that direction. And what's the best way to use a bomb like that? Drop it on America? Nope. We'd just retaliate. If we could.
Let's imagine a bad case. Saddam sets off a bomb in Washington D.C. Unlike the designers of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs, he derives great pleasure from mass death. Unlike bin Laden, he takes credit immediately for his terrorism. He announces that he has additional weapons, and that if the U.S. retaliates, he will start setting them off in major U.S. cities.

There is a better way though. Suppose he were to drop a few into the oil wells of Kuwait and Saudi Arabia? He effectively poisons many of their wells for centuries to come. The results are long term and catastrophic. Oil prices would surge and we'd probably have some type of global recession. I hope all those SUV owners would enjoy their $7/gallon gasoline. Not a pretty thought.

posted @ Thursday, October 17, 2002 8:06 AM | Feedback (0)
Is there life out there? A friend sent me a great article from 1988 about that. It's long but a good read.
If thinking beings require an extremely long time to come into being and then almost immediately learn how to wipe themselves out, life may be an on-again off-again phenomenon and the universe a place where every few eons a fleeting call for help or companionship echoes out of existence, unheard.
posted @ Wednesday, October 16, 2002 11:22 AM | Feedback (0)
Of course it's about the oil. Why else would France or Russia care about Iraq?
Russian business has long-standing interests in Iraq. Lukoil, the biggest oil company in Russia, signed a $20bn contract in 1997 to drill the West Qurna oilfield. Such a deal could evaporate along with the Saddam regime, together with a more recent contract with Russian giant Zarubezhneft, which was granted a potential $90bn concession to develop the bin Umar oilfield. The total value of Saddam's foreign contract awards could reach $1.1 trillion, according to the International Energy Agency's World Energy Outlook 2001.

And for France...

Government sources say they fear - existing concessions aside - France could be cut out of the spoils if it did not support the war and show a significant military presence. If it comes to war, France is determined to be allotted a more prestigious role in the fighting than in the 1991 Gulf war, when its main role was to occupy lightly defended ground.
posted @ Monday, October 14, 2002 9:17 PM | Feedback (0)
I used to think Libertarian was the best way to describe my political views. Now it looks like I might be a Southpark Republican. I guess I'll have to start watching South Park again.
Southpark Republicans are true Republicans, though they do not look or act like Pat Robertson. They believe in liberty, not conformity. They can enjoy watching The Sopranos even if they are New Jersey Italians. They can appreciate the tight abs of Britney Spears or Brad Pitt without worrying about the nation's decaying moral fiber. They strongly believe in liberty, personal responsibility, limited government, and free markets. However, they do not live by the edicts of political correctness.
posted @ Monday, October 07, 2002 6:00 PM | Feedback (0)
Mark Steyn rocks. His latest article is titled Put Up or Shut Up and takes the UN and Europe to task for . . . well, for being stupid.
Nelson Mandela says it's the US and not Saddam Hussein who's 'the threat to world peace'. Canada's transport minister, in his contribution to 11 September observances, regretted that the Soviet Union was no longer around to act as a check on American 'bullying'. Sweden's Goran Persson wants to build up the EU because it's 'one of the few institutions we can develop as a balance to US world domination'.

And my favorite quote:

If France feels the need to invade the Ivory Coast, that can be done unilaterally. But, when it's America, you gotta get a warrant from the global magistrate.
posted @ Friday, October 04, 2002 6:41 PM | Feedback (0)
Did you hear about the conference on racism that voted to exclude all non-blacks? I guess they forgot to announce it was a "how to" conference. The sad part is that it's for real.
posted @ Friday, October 04, 2002 6:29 PM | Feedback (0)
It looks like Roy Williams landed a great recruiting class for next year. Scott Padget and Omar Wilkes signed over the last few days giving Roy a top 5 class nationally. And late night starts the colleget basketball season a week from today. I'm so ready!
posted @ Friday, October 04, 2002 8:11 AM | Feedback (0)
Mark Steyn has a great summary of the Democrat's position on the possible attack of Iraq.

Faction A (the David Bonior option) is openly anti-war despite the party's best efforts to turn off their microphones. (Congressman Bonior appeared on TV live from Baghdad yesterday.)

Faction B (the Paul Wellstone option) is also anti-war but trying hard not to have to say so between now and election day in November.

Faction C (the Al Gore option) was pro-war when it was Bill Clinton in charge but anti-war now there's a Republican rallying the troops.

posted @ Thursday, October 03, 2002 7:31 AM | Feedback (0)
Did anyone else notice that a few of our Representatives visited Iraq to pimp Hussein's views?

Two Democratic congressmen, speaking from Baghdad, said Iraqi officials have assured them that they will allow weapons inspectors unfettered access. The lawmakers accused Bush of wrongly pushing the United States toward war.

"They said they would allow us to go look anywhere we wanted," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash., on ABC's "This Week."

Good thing Saddam has members of the the U.S. Congress helping him out. Of course, Iraq later denied the U.S. could "look anywhere we wanted" saying they would only conform to early U.N. rulings. Heck, these idiots aren't even good spokesmen for Iraq.

posted @ Thursday, October 03, 2002 7:25 AM | Feedback (0)
Here's a heck of an article about invading Iraq. Jonah Goldberg takes on the same tired arguements against invading Iraq. His comments about needing U.N. support ...
None of the nations in the U.N. - especially the permanent members of the Security Council - are acting on such pure motives. France isn't opposed to invading Iraq out of an abiding love of peace. It's opposed to an American invasion largely because France has been trading with Iraq for years, despite the sanctions. France has billions of dollars in oil contracts it doesn't want to lose. Which is why, according to numerous accounts, the French have made it known that if they can keep their existing contracts, they will probably approve a U.S. invasion.

Or, consider Russia. Russia's foot-dragging is also largely about oil - and securing the $8 billion Iraq already owes them. But Russia also wants the U.S. to turn a blind eye to its military abuses in Chechnya and Georgia. And, by the way, a precondition for China's vote is tacit American approval of a Chinese crackdown on separatist Muslim Uighurs. Now, how is it that an American invasion of Iraq is somehow morally superior with U.N. approval if that approval can only be bought by American support for bloodshed elsewhere? Altruism and charity aren't the coin of the realm on the Security Council; blood and oil are.

It's almost funny in a sad kind of way. I wish I could be this smart when someone asks me about Iraq.

posted @ Thursday, October 03, 2002 7:15 AM | Feedback (0)